Eve

What?! It's Christmas Eve already?! That's quick :(

Sohai-est sohai in the Universe.

Apparently stoning in front of the comp waiting for the clock to struck 10. Then again, to keep myself company for the next 15 mins, I shall define human. There are three types of human, 1. Normal, 2. Sohai(nerds, attention-seekers), 3. SohaiUsingBrainPower(the pros)


WARNING
The following post contains blood and gore, crude humor and mature language. Viewers discretion are advised (18SGSXPL)

Normal people are people who we normally meet for the first time. But as time passes, they'll eventually turn into Sohais. Some think it's a bad thing but others think it's OKAY to be sohai. Everyone has their sohai moments, even nerds. :)

Time to define the Sohai's and the SohaiEX's. The S* people are simply SOHAI. There's no other way to describe or define them. They're SOHAI, as in really SOHAI. They make people angry, they make people moody, they make people wanna devour them. Walking or hanging out in a group of these people will simply give you a ride to hell. Public enemy No.1 after OsamaBinLanjiao.

As for S*EX people, they're sexy, they're smart(not in the sense of studies), and they're sohai. The reason why I don't Caps the S* word is because, they bring happiness to the world. They joke around, sometimes they become the joke to bring smiles on faces. Unlike the S* people, they don't have to train to be S*, cause S*ing is one of their natural skills.

Next, there's this S* person I wanna talk about. But I'll save it after Christmas.
Anyways, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU PEAPLE :)

Santa, visit me okay? :)