Friday, January 8, 2010

NEWSBREAKER

(June 2010 to ?)

Hamizan Bt. Mohamad Hamid
The future principal of SMK Damansara Jaya
As cautioned by previous students of hers, be prepared to get, well, more or less very afraid. Either from her Volvo or her make up. But hey, it takes two to tango.

Found this on.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMK_Damansara_Jaya...


OMG!

Reviver.

After 43545658870912423508978258309476403498634097654783059734069857904875968 seconds I've decided to revive this dead blog.

Jan 3rd -> Nothing like the others few years back. Normally I would have some stupid fear that I would ended up having sohais as classmates. Since 4 Jati = 5 Jati - Maddie, Affiq, this day is just as normal as other days.

I don't know where to start, but I'm pretty lazy to highlight the best moments of 2009. Though, being able to stand under a blaze of fireworks in the sky, I'd must say it's impressive. Hopefully 2010 would be a good year for me, apparently everything is practically fine.. :)


BYE SUKE! I'm sorry that my *letter fell on a pile of water. Thanks for visiting Malaysia and I hope you do make a return. Or if I'm rich enough to travel to Japan. :O You've yet to teach me JAPANESE!

THE END. too lazy to type edi...




HEBAT GO ***. LETME OUT OF THE CAGE.

MAJU!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

CUTS

WOI ASTRO! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP CUTTING SCENES? I'M FREAKING PISSED OFF! KISS SCENES ALSO NEED CUT MER WTF. YOU BUNCH OF NERDS MENTALLY SHUT! AT HOME WATCH PORN BUT DON'T LET US EVEN WATCH A FREAKIN SCENE.

CUT CUT CUT CUT YOU THINK YOU P1WIMAX MER!
_!_ o.o _!_

Eve

What?! It's Christmas Eve already?! That's quick :(

Sohai-est sohai in the Universe.

Apparently stoning in front of the comp waiting for the clock to struck 10. Then again, to keep myself company for the next 15 mins, I shall define human. There are three types of human, 1. Normal, 2. Sohai(nerds, attention-seekers), 3. SohaiUsingBrainPower(the pros)


WARNING
The following post contains blood and gore, crude humor and mature language. Viewers discretion are advised (18SGSXPL)


Normal people are people who we normally meet for the first time. But as time passes, they'll eventually turn into Sohais. Some think it's a bad thing but others think it's OKAY to be sohai. Everyone has their sohai moments, even nerds. :)

Time to define the Sohai's and the SohaiEX's. The S* people are simply SOHAI. There's no other way to describe or define them. They're SOHAI, as in really SOHAI. They make people angry, they make people moody, they make people wanna devour them. Walking or hanging out in a group of these people will simply give you a ride to hell. Public enemy No.1 after OsamaBinLanjiao.

As for S*EX people, they're sexy, they're smart(not in the sense of studies), and they're sohai. The reason why I don't Caps the S* word is because, they bring happiness to the world. They joke around, sometimes they become the joke to bring smiles on faces. Unlike the S* people, they don't have to train to be S*, cause S*ing is one of their natural skills.

Next, there's this S* person I wanna talk about. But I'll save it after Christmas.
Anyways, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU PEAPLE :)

Santa, visit me okay? :)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Seekers.

Let's see... We have, talent seekers, ghost seekers, job seekers, and the ULTIMATE

ATTENTION SEEKERS.

WARNING. These are the most fucked up mutha bitches. Err, simpler to say they are..

People who constantly does things to get your attention and it can become quite annoying. They will blurt out and tell you what they did or that they're finished their work or that somebody is copying their work etc. Their desire for attention is almost insatiable. Much of what they do is done to get attention. It doesn't seem to matter that you provide lots of attention as they continually seek more. (you know who you are)

And there are those people who are emotionally mature person that doesn't need to go hunting for these; they gain it naturally from their daily life, especially from their work and from stable relationships.

WE DON'T FARM ATTENTION. WE EARN IT.

I really don't understand. Why there are such people? I mean, sometimes we do make sarcastic statements but theirs are off the top. You immature bastards, stop doing what you're doing always in front of your friends. Be who you really are. What's so great about always being in the spotlight? Dude, please. Even some people, tend to fake themselves into situations they've never been in. EVEN SONGS! Who cares who listens to it first? Who CARES if I'm Outdated? WHO THE MOMMA's ASS CARES if you're the first person in school that listens to it? NOBODY!

Sometimes, I really wonder, do they train themselves at home? Erm, like being an attention seeker? They're like actors, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel all sorts of mutha farkers. I think, they should be nominated for the Oscars.

I don't need to list these seekers, they know who are they. Those on the field who, act like their WOW, look at him, that face, that hair, that attire, SURE DAMN 7 PRO ONE his football. But truth is, he don't even know how to suck milk when he gets one. Soooo, I'm not gonna fish them further more. Let them be. If attention is what they want, let them have it. And we'll just be the audience, laughing at their immature acts.

Here's an example,


There's somebody in my school, erm somehow resembles him. Who cannot dance but yet post a video. My advice to you, go home and train till you really can only post okay? Don't make a fool out of yourself cause it's good comedy. Lucky for me but not for you. Really. :)

Anyways, did I mention about the squeakuel Alvin of the Chipmunks? They have these girl versions of them and they're SOOOOO HOT. haha sounds so wrong. Here's the trailer.


Have fun. Ciaoz!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Left 4 Dead 2

9.5/10

Just experienced my first ever Versus Mode on Left 4 Dead 2.

Team A(Mokun, Aphi, RONNEY, and [forgot])
-Me
-YoongTat
-Tyron
-Nick

Team B(LexSex, chintak, skip-4-play, [forgot])
-Alex
-ChinTak
-Vincent
-WenHui

Overall, Team A owned Team B xD

The Charger, 1 of my fav.

The Jockey, best to ambush when the Survivors are in disarray.

The Spitter, I find it the best special infected.

And...
2 words, Total Ownage.

Today, went to take books and then went to Kayu for lunch bersama Terence and Deryk before heading to Tropz for golf. Bing joined us later.



Bing.

Deryk.

Terence.

Tiger Woods. :)

K la, damn tired edi. I go fan gao firsT :P Chao outside!
DIEZ YA ZOMBIEAAZZ